Little Johnny

TEACHER: Why are you late?
L-JOHNY: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
L-JOHNY: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER: Johny, why are you doing your maths sums onthe floor?
L-JOHNY: You told me to do it without using tables!****************************************************
TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"?
L-JOHNY: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
L-JOHNY: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spellit!****************************************************
TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
L-JOHNY: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
L-JOHNY: Yesterday you said it's H to O!****************************************************
TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, Johny, who discovered America?
L-JOHNY: George!
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TEACHER: Johny, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
L-JOHNY: Me!
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TEACHER: Johny, why do you always get so dirty?
L-JOHNY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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L-JOHNY: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me To write?
L-JOHNY: Your name on this report card.
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TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by bitinginsects?
L-JOHNY: Don't bite any.
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TEACHER: Johny, give me a sentence starting with "I".
L-JOHNY: I is....
TEACHER: No, Johny. Always say, "I am."
L-JOHNY: All right then... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
L-Johnny: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married onthe same day same time."
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TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
L-Johnny: "Because George still had the axe in his hand."
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L-Johnny: Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father: No. Why do you ask that?
L-Johnny: Well, where did you get this MUMMY then?****************************************************
TEACHER: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,one is green and one is blue with red spots!
L-Johnny: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.
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TEACHER: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I beshowing?
L-Johnny: Brotherly love.
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TEACHER: Now, Johny, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
L-Johnny: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Johny, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's.
Did u copy his?
L-Johnny: No, teacher, it's the same dog!****************************************************
TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
L-Johnny: A teacher
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Courtesy: Kalai Vani